Literature
My favorite sayings...
My FAVORITE SAYINGS
1. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"
2. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
3. Lord, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat.
4. I'm Smiling, that ALONE should scare you.
5. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
6. I have A.D.D. and magic markers- oh the THRILLS i will have!
7. Don't drink BLEACH- that stuff might kill you...
8. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
9. You're a great friend, but if Vampires start chasing us, I'm trip